ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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