I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Randomize
