She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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