I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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