let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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