when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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