I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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