found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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