Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Randomize