there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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