I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Screwed.edu
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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