Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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