I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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