I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Randomize
