he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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