Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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