My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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