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remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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