Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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