He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
