So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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