What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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