My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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