Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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