This girl is more easily done than said...
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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