Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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