I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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