The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Randomize
