I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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