she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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