then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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