Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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