i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I came so hard my ears popped.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I have post one night stand depression
we should paint friendship bongs
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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