He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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