Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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