Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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