his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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