i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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