its not stalking. its research.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
