Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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