Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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