Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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