I think my vagina is haunted
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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His hands were made for my vagina.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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The Olympian is in my bed
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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