The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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