No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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