I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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50% drunk capacity currently
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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