I can't breathe out the right side of my face
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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