IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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