Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
