Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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