I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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