Your tits are I can't wait for
it wasn't lemon gatorade
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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