His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night