This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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