The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.