porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
FUCK WHALES
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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