i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Can I color on your dick again?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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